Christopher.

You only live once,
but when done right,
once is enough.

I like to lawl and bake roflcakes.


AIM - Rishtastical
Mon Nov 9

Am I Terrible For Being Annoyed By Charities?

Well, probably. Quit being so kitschy.

Fresh Prince Theme Song….FULL VERSION?!

Hook Remix. This is Amazing.

Sun Nov 8
(via lickystickypickyme)

(via lickystickypickyme)

What the hell is wrong with my body?!

I feel like hammered shit right now. I was sick less than a month ago already. WTF.

Idk why I’m such a party animal lately. Drunken tumblring is never okay. I have a morning meeting at seven. Three cheers for bad decisions haha.

Sat Nov 7

I think it's better to give no compliment than a fake one.

tyce:

I’m just sayin.

I usually say nothing. When people are fishing for compliments that makes it really obvious. When I want to be a bitch I pause for a while and look at them so they know I’m purposely not complimenting them, and then segue into something else.

Fri Nov 6

I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR

Thu Nov 5
I love Chelsea Handler so, so much.

I love Chelsea Handler so, so much.

This is the Sea Pig. He eats things at the bottom of the ocean and is generally disgusting. Also, remarkably similar to the creatures on Dead Space.

This is the Sea Pig. He eats things at the bottom of the ocean and is generally disgusting. Also, remarkably similar to the creatures on Dead Space.